JJ Luna

Private Consultations with JJ Luna

My qualifications:  55 years of experience

If you have my How to be Invisible book, you know from the fly leaf that I managed to be dodge Generalissimo Franco’s Secret Police from 1959 to 1970. Although targeted by the dictator's men, I was never caught. This was where I learned to be invisible.  I’ve been invisible ever since.

What will this cost me?

For fifteen years, I’ve charged a minimum of $2,950 to meet clients in either Seattle or Las Vegas. More than double that if I had to fly elsewhere—usually a case where the client had already received serious death threats and had to move fast!

As of January first of this year, I no longer travel. I’m in my late 80s and it’s time to slow down a bit.  There are economical non-stop flights to nearby Bellingham, WA from Phoenix, San Diego, San Francisco, Oakland, Palm Springs, and Los Angeles. I can meet you at the Bellingham airport. Or, if you fly into Seattle, you can catch a shuttle bus going north, and I will meet you at the bus station. My fee has been slashed! Contact me for details..

Who will take over when you die?

No one. To quote an old African proverb, “When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground.”

If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job,
wait until you hire an amateur.”
  --Red Adair



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