Personal Consultations with JJ Luna

NOTE: I am currently in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria, Spain.
I will be back in the USA some time in November

If you have a problem that you think I can help you with, and you understand that my minimum fee is $5,000, then contact me. Tell me exactly what you hope to accomplish, with my help.  This is important because you may be looking for some solution to a problem that can be solved only by a magician with a magic wand—and I lack any such wand. I will meet with you only if I think I can help you, and if your needs are legitimate.  I turn down more prospective clients than I meet with. 

The examples below are a cross-section of the sort of problems that I have solved to my client’s satisfaction.

Alexa, 28, a stalking victim from southern California

Alexa’s stalker was an ex-lover who was not only violent but was seeking revenge. He had cop friends who repeatedly found her unlisted telephone numbers as well as the addresses on her driver’s licenses when she moved from state to state. She was desperate to break from her stalker and willing and able to do whatever was required.

Jim, 65, a retired Seattle police detective:

Jim foresaw that a vindictive investor was going to file an unjust—if not frivolous— lawsuit against him. Once filed, Jim could be tied down for months or years and end up with horrendous legal costs.

“I’d like to just disappear without a trace,” he said. “I’ve got my eye on an offshore blue-water sailboat and I’d like to cruise up to Alaska in the summer and down to Mexico in the winter. The problem is how to title the boat so my name does not appear, and how to get my monthly pension checks and cash them without leaving a clue as to what port I’m in.”

Helen, 57, a wealthy widow from Arkansas:

Helen nearly died in a major car accident several years ago.  “When I recovered,” she said, “I felt like a different person and I wanted to start life over. I’m going to sell off all my land holdings and just disappear, but I need some help.” She wished to securely hide a large sum of money when her properties were sold, and to obtain and use a bank account that could not be traced back to her.


With no obligation, e-mail me a list of questions that you expect me to answer, or a problem that you expect me to solve. Once I get your e-mail, I will decide whether or not a consultation is advisable.

If it is, I’d like to meet with you in Washington State. We will spend about two hours in the afternoon going over problems and possible solutions, and then another hour the next morning. The break between the two sessions gives you time to think up more questions, and it gives me time to review and deliberate about which options will have the most merit. (If you are a woman traveling alone, the meeting will be held in the hotel lobby or at a nearby public place.)

My fee is $5000. One half is paid in advance. The second half is paid only if you are satisfied.  If not, do not pay me. (A young man I met with recently said, “I was ready to pay you in full within the first half hour!”)  The fee often includes preparation beforehand and follow-up later, especially if I need to consult with other experts in the field.


Do you consult for reasons other than just disappearing?

 Yes.  Safekeeping your assets to avoid being sued by anyone looking for “deep pockets.” Establishing secret hiding places and/or a secret “safe” room in your present home or including it in the plans for a new home yet to be built.  Obtaining and preparing a separate safe house for use in case of a complete economic collapse. Securing your online business so that it cannot be tracked or hacked. Transacting invisible transfers of large sums of money.

 What if I live in Europe?

I am sometimes available to meet clients in Lisbon, Portugal or Las Palmas de Gran Canaria, Spain.

 If needed, can you furnish me with a trustworthy nominee to rent a home, arrange for utilities, open a PO Box, order cable TV, pick up a smartphone, and/or open a bank account for me?

This is the Gold Standard of invisibility.  Yes, I can furnish such a nominee but only on the condition that you positively assure me (with data and references) that you are not engaged in any immoral or criminal activity. Also, it is an expensive option.

 What if I am unsure if you can help me with my problem(s)?

 Send me an e-mail and outline your needs.